Tractors and stuff

We lived out in the country, sort of. There was an old eccentric lady who wanted to go to the senior citizen community club, and was driving her tractor there. She called Jon and asked him if he would come take her because the tractor was too slow to drive. He went and picked her up and used our van to tow the tractor back. He also brought her house shoes which I put on and was walking around the house in. Later on she needed to be picked up and went to get her. Instead of her driving the tractor back, she drove our van and I took the tractor. I did pretty well even thought there seemed to be lots of construction around. Until I got to a very narrow part of the road and lost control almost hitting a worker. I finally got around them but the edge of the tire slipped off the road and then I was falling off a ledge into a ravine. Somehow I landed on a very narrow ledge on my shoulders with my head hanging off and my feet straight up in the air. The tractor was on top of me, though it didn't hurt. I was holding it up and I was in very precarious situation. An Oriental woman looked over the side and said she would get me some help, but she fell over the side too. She landed a little ways down on a broader ledge. When she got up she said "Oh, no! I've landed on your dad's dog." she picked up our dog Buddy who was flat on one end and stiff. I thought he had been run over. She tossed him over to me and went back up to get help. I caught him and realized he was still alive and not breathing very well. I started praying for his healing and he did start getting better. Eventually people came to help me and in the process of trying to rescue me the trailer slipped and crashed to bottom of the ravine. Ropes were then dropped to me and I used them to slide to the bottom and my feet landed in the stream, but I started to climb back up. I could only go half way up where there were people waiting for me to guide me out. We had to go up these rickety old stairs build into the side of the ravine. When we started walking up them they started falling apart and then we had to run. When we got to the top and were following a trail, even though people were ahead of me, my path kept being blocked by giant spider webs. Some one would run back and clear the path, and eventually I was safe and tried to start walking home since it was close, but the Oriental woman kept trying to give me her phone number so our families could get together but I couldn't find pen or paper and really just wanted to get home anyway. In the morning I was unloading the dishwasher and Jon walked in. I said. "Did I tell you what happened to me last night?" Jon said "What happened to you last night?" I said "Oh I guess I didn't, but first I need to tell you that Buddy is dead." But just then Buddy came running through the kitchen. I said "Oh I guess I dreamed it." and went back to unloading the dishwasher, but I realized I still had the old lady's slippers on, and the dishwasher was loaded with full tea pitchers like I had done it when I was tired so I realized that I didn't dream it. Jon said we needed to go to the mall and get some stuff because we were having dinner with the Hansens. We went there and we kept running into people we know like the Cadenheads, and The Taylors, and Justin and Jaquelyn. We decided to invite all of them to come with us. I was talking to Wesley and I told him that I really appreciated him leading worship with me last time. He started crying and Mia said "You really don't know how much that means to him. He thinks he messed it all up." I reassured him that he did a great job and he has a really calling and that no one ever plays perfect, but that's not what it's all about. They decided to follow me to the Hansens and I got in my car...I think it was a smart car. But every where I was trying to go was blocked by construction and had detours. But even the detours had obstacles and broken roads. I finally decided all I had to do was go in the opposite direction I wanted, make a u-turn, and then I would be going the way I was supposed to. The Taylor's were following me in their white minivan. After that, I would up back home, just me and Caeden, but home was now my grandfather's house. There was a giant screen tv, and super duper surround sound in his yard, so that the whole neighborhood could watch tv together. We had a leather couch in the front yard, and me and Caeden curled up on it and watched Family Guy.

Baby Stenk

Charles and Diana were having a baby. They said they were going to name it Stenk (sounds like stink). I asked why and she said because God said it was going to stink at Prophecy.

Killer Storks

The girl from 7th heaven, the oldest one whose been in some movies, I can't remember her name. I was both watching her and was her.

She was pregnant but the baby was possessed or something. It kept trying to stick it's feet and hands through her abdomen. It would also scrape her insides with its fingernails. Once she turned around and there was a stork in her living room, and it's sharp beak was coming toward her. She grabbed it and threw it outside, but when she turned around there was another stork coming at her. She managed to grab it's beak and in fear and pain from the baby she crushed the beak and threw it out. Later on, she turned around and there were two storks. She grabbed them both by the beaks, crushing one and took them outside and threw them. They only went about 5 feet away and were drawn back like magnets to her. She managed to grab them by the beak and throw them again. But they zapped right back toward her. Over and over she threw them, over and over they instantly flew back toward her.

Trip to Africa

I think we were living in an old school or church. My bed was in a gym and there was definitely a locker room. The kids friends were there and they were enjoying the room to run. We said goodbye to them and left with our friends Susan and Marc to go to Africa. I think someplace that starts with an "M". In Africa, we arrived late and were trying to find a place to sleep. The woman who was our guide was sleeping with her child under a blanket of banana leaves and branches. She invited us into her hut and Jon said that was good because there were snakes out here. I didn't see any snakes. Everyone went inside but I stayed outside doing something that seemed important. I eventually went inside. When we got up the next morning it was time to do a service. We had to walk quite a distance, at least I did, I think everyone else rode in a jeep but there wasn't enough room for me. OH yeah...I had to go back and change clothes because I was wearing a sweatshirt and jeans.....in Africa...I changed shirts but not pants because all I brought was the jeans and the two tops. We discussed how interesting it was going to be for me to lead worship with out any instruments. I guess our time there was fine, the next part of the dream we are going to back into America, but it costs money somehow and Susan is handing it out as needed. The woman at the desk asks Marc for his passport and he hands it over and it's then I realize that I never got my passport. there was a woman with us named Jenny. She had dark, long, curly hair. She stepped up to the desk and said she didn't have her passport. The lady behind the desk wasn't happy, but she asked her if she had a facebook space. Jenny did and the woman looked it up. She checked her profile picture and compared it to her and let her over the line into America. I knew it was my turn and I said I didn't' have mine either. The woman said it would be $30 to look up my facebook account. Susan paid her but they could not find it, so they said it was too bad I couldn't come in. I said I wouldn't move until they let me in. The woman reached over and grabbed a tissue and dropped a couple of pennies into a container next to them. I asked her if she had to pay for the tissue and she rolled her eyes and said yes. Her boss came over and asked what the problem was and she explained about my passport. Some how they were working it out when Marc grabbed a tissue from the American side, and the boss said "That will be 12 cents please." Eventually I got to go into America but everyone else had moved on and I had to fine them. I came across my friend Krista who started yelling at me and telling me how rude and horrible I was. I just stood there and listened and tried not to provoke her anymore even thought I wasn't sure what I had done. I walked around and waited at an elevator to try and find everyone, but Krista found me again and started telling me off. I finally found everyone. They were in a atrium or greenhouse eating lunch. I sat down and told them about Krista. They didn't know what was up either. We went home and we were walking down Flamingo street and we came to our house that was Flamingo pink.

Kenny's Accident

Jon and Kenny had just been talking. Then we were at the hospital because Kenny had had an accident. His head was injured but the Doctors said he would be fine they just weren't sure why he wouldn't wake up. Later I was talking to Tara and she started crying. I asked her what was wrong. She said that Kenny needed to wake up, if he didn't they would loose everything. She said that Aflac had run out. I asked her what she needed. She said they had nothing. I told her we would get her everything she needed.

Honeycomb Heads

Jon was stung by a bunch of bees but after the swelling in his face went down he was ok. However we noticed that there was some stuff on his head, then it began to grow. Soon his wholehead was covered in honeycomb wax and honey. We were scooping out the honey with a scoop and once the honey was removed we tried to pick off the wax. It wasn't working very well so we took him to the hair salon and the lady got a pair of clippers out to try and buzz off the wax. Everytime she got some off, more grew on, so the best we could do was to cut his hair in a way that covered most of the wax. My older sister came in and I noticed her hair was a little thin and i realized that she had the same problem. her hair was coverd in bees wax. Then I reached up and realized that my head was covered in bees wax too and that if I picked some off mroe grew.

Wormwood/Applewood

I was awake and praying, then I fell asleep and had this dream:

I could hear the word "wormwood" repeated over and over again. Then I saw our RV. It may have been a newer RV because it was shinier than ours and across the RV was written in giant letters was the word "APPLEWOOD".

I woke up immediatly.

conference dreams

I saw the words "the woman from the city of stars will release" and then i saw a woman reaching to the sky and pulled a string. It was like the trap door in a pinata. I'm not sure what was coming out but it was like a pinata full of candy

I dreamed the next night that Jeanine's mom came to our hotel room. Jeanine did not seem concerned but I was a little worried. She asked her mom if everything was OK and she said yes but Tyler was having the "giant dream" again. Giant as in very big people. Jeanine said "well did do the blue......" I can't remember what she said after this but it was like blue book, blue song, blue prayer, I can't remember. Her mom said "yes" and Jeanine said "then he'll be fine."

Flood/Antiques/River Property

I was visiting Rena, except she lived in my Nana's house. In the middle of the house there was a well. It had gone dry and Matt was digging deeper to get to water. I took a look and dug just a centimeter more and water began seeping through. I was there alone with the kids and all of the sudden the front corner of the house began to move. The ground under it was saturated with water and was breaking this part of the house off. It was easy enough to get off that section. The room slowly drifted towards the river that was behind the house. Once it hit the river it floated and hit a sand bar. I was able to tie it off so that it would not go any further down the river. There were lots of people on or near the river and I was worried about some of the antiques that were in that portion of the house being stolen but I went back to the house. After a while, I looked out the window and saw that half of the rest of the house was breaking away and drifting towards the river. Now there was an out right flood. Me and the kids were in that section of the house, and I managed to get all of the kids, and the dog off of that section as it went towards the river. Once it got there it also floated but it was faster now with the flood. It quickly floated downstream out of site. Also there were two men on jet skis who had tied ropes to the other portion of the house and were now trying to steal it. At first I thought they were trying to help but they were just thieves. When Rena got back, what part of the house was left had been flooded and all her antiques were ruined. She was so distraught about where she was going to live and what she was going to do now. I pointed out that she had insurance so she didn't have to worry too much financially, though it wouldn't cover everything. We also realized that there was a two story two bedroom house on the back of her property, closer to the river. She said yeah, but it was old and full of junk, it was more of a storage place. We went back there and started looking through the house. Indeed it was dusty, and in need of a good cleaning. However it was full, to the point of warehouse proportions, of antiques even better and more interesting than those she had lost. In fact the antiques she lost were not hers, and these were. Some of them were growing mold but not to the point of ruin. We also found a gold rimmed mirror, as well as some other gold guilded furniture. We also realized how cute this house was and that it would serve her needs well. She was happy and content.

Sherri and Todd were looking to buy some property. Sheri and I were driving around in a golf cart looking at different land. We saw an areal view of a property that followed along a river. It was beautiful and lush. We decided to try and go see it, and hope that the golf cart would make it that far, about an hour away. If not, Jon and Todd would find us an pick us up. On the way, we stopped by a garage sale which my Uncle Terry and my cousins were running. We headed off to the property and when we got there, it was literally the river. The land for sale was the river and the land, forest directly on either side of it. Though it was beautiful and fertile, there was only one spot to build a house and it was not very large, and it was too close to a subdivision and to the river.

Baby Zander

I think this has to do with my anxiety over Caedon getting lost and found yesterday.

Jon came back from Kentucky and I was 9 months pregnant. We were really glad he made it. We went to our midwife to get checked out and she said I would have the baby today. So we stayed at her office and waited...and waited...and waited. At one point she asked me if I was still feeling the baby move. I said that I hadn't felt the baby move the entire pregnancy. She started looking concerned. I attributed it to a placenta in front or something. Just then the baby stuck it's foot up and you could see the foot print on my skin. I made Jon take a picture. Then I realized I had like a kangaroo pouch so I looked in and saw the baby was not head down. I reached in and turned it head down and pushed it a little. The baby didn't like this but I pushed real hard and the baby came out the bottom of the pouch. It was not in good shape. It had a normal sized head, covered in dark hair like Charis', but the body was so skinny and small. I handed him right over to the midwife and asked her what was wrong. She and the other midwives there went to work with oxygen and calling 911. None of them would say what was wrong. They air lifted him to the hospital and Jon and I headed that way to see him. As we were leaving I asked one more time and another midwife said the water was so dark the baby must have been in distress for some time. My labor was so short and mild the problem must have been for some time. I said inter uterine growth something. She said yeah and corrected my verbiage. When I got to the hospital someone we knew was already there. It was a man we know, but I don't remember who it was now. He took us to the nicu to see our baby. We were looking through the window and he pointed him out. This baby was just fine and fat and sitting up already. I said no, that's not him, that's an older child. He said oh....how bout this one. We went down a little and not, I remembered the baby when it was born and that wasn't it...plus our baby was a boy! We went down a little more and I said that's him! He was covered in wires and tubes not looking to well. The nurse asked what his name was and I said it was Zander. She started to feed him and I decided I needed to go pump some milk. My trip home was easy because we had parked the trailer in the hospital parking lot.

Land of Laws

It was the end of the age. Most people were gone from the earth leaving whole cities open for inhabitation by whoever. We found a community of people...a lot of people. For some reason we had to go to the hospital. It was there we realized the oppression of the people. One doctor was being held against his will until he figured out why so many women were having miscarriages. We also found out that every woman was required to have as many babies as possible to boost the population. I was put in a room with several women. On woman was pregnant but not in good shape. Her hair was covered in giant lice and scabs. She was beaten, bruised and dirty. I took her to the restroom and started cleaning her up. She was also here against her will. She told me her name was Derek, which that particular name was looked down on by the establishment. Her boyfriends name was Even (like odd and even, or I'll get even). His name was also wrong. They were going to name their baby, Baby, just to be subversive. There were a lot of things in this community that were illegal. I asked her why she stayed if it was so oppressive. She said there was no where else to go. I told her of all the places that were empty in the world and she could go live wherever she wanted. I let her finish cleaning up and went back into my room. There was a lady there who had just had a baby, it was crying (and also the size of a two year old). I asked her if she had tried to feed it. She said she had fed it 120cc at 5:00 and that was the law. I said she might want to try and feed it again, and she said she couldn't that would be illegal. I made a raspberry sound, like whatever, and she said not to do that because rude sounds were illegal too. I finally comforted the baby and got him to sleep. About that time a nurse came in and tried to take the baby from me. I asked her what she was doing and she said she needed to take him to the nursery. I said she would wake him and she said so what. I said it's illegal to wake a sleeping baby. Oh , she said and left. About that time Eythan came in dressed all funny and had cups on his hands and feet. He was trying to cheer up all the patients. On of the ladies in my room told him to stop, what he was doing was illegal. A nurse ran in and told him to get off the floor, it was illegal. I said that was probably a good idea though. Then a commotion began outside. Jon rand in and said we had to leave. Apparently while I was there, Jon had been telling people about he wide wide world too. Now there were buses waiting to take people to new places and start a new freer community. All the women in my room wanted to go, so I helped them pack up their babies and we ran to the buses. They were all full and leaving except the last one. We were running to get on the last bus.

Battle with Brothers

There were two brothers. They were both drafted to go into battle. One brother didn't want to go, so a guy who liked like Sahed from Lost wearing a green shirt and green pants, with the wavy black hair, goatee and darker complexion, volunteered to take his place. He and the other brother went into battle. They were riding in the back of an army type truck. The enemy was firing at them, they were sitting ducks. Bullets were striking the guy, grazing his arms and sometimes his legs. It hurt him but there was not much blood, and none of it was fatal. He began to grow and soon it was like Gulliver's travels and the Lilliputians. Even planes were the size of birds to him and they were dropping bombs on him which were either bouncing off or causing him little bother. He looked kind of funny still in the truck, like a clown in a little car. Soon the other brother came back to him and thanked him for taking his place, and they all decided it was time to leave but they were surrounded by the enemy. There was a giant map and the way out and their positions were marked with red licorice, or twizzlers. The enemy positions were marked with flies. They flies were trying to cover the licorice, but all they had to do was brush them away so they could see their way out.

two repeated church dreams/musical/cathedral

This is very unusual. I dreamed this dream no less than 4 times.

#1 - I walked outside of our church building and to the left there were cabinets, file cabinets, and large children's items like highchairs and such. I was with Rena and we were wondering what was going on. Just about that time, Mike opened the file cabinet and a flock of white doves flew out.

#2 - Everything was the same, except the items were to the right and the children's items were in the parking lot. I stopped Mike and asked him what was going on, because I had dreamed this. He said they were getting rid of some stuff. This time a woman walked up, obviously needy, and asked if she could buy the highchair. Mike told her for $75. I said "MIKE! Just give it to her!" Then a flock of white doves flew out of the highchair, and at the same time someone opened the filing cabinet and a flock of white doves flew out of it.

#3 - I was telling Jason and Charity Jobst about the previous dreams.

#4 - I was telling Mike about the dreams. This time the stuff was between the two buildings. Mike was circling me and looking at me like he was sizing me up. It made me really nervous to tell him the dream. The dream was also happening as I was telling him behind us. The lady asked how much for the highchair and I told Mike just to give it to her. ...doves come out of the chair and the cabinet. Mike said "It could be a dream from God and it could just be a dream. We'll have to wait and see." I could tell he didn't think it meant anything. Then I saw a feather behind the file cabinet. It was very large a squishy. I said "Stupid seagulls, oh well, I've really been needing a feather for a science project." But Mike took it away ans wouldn't let me have it.

This dream I had twice:

#1 - My church was at my parents church. They have a couple acres of land and the church had decided to make some revenue by planting a corn field. Bob Attaway was in farmers cloths and he was driving the Green John Deer tractor that was plowing the fields for us to plant. There were a lot of crows around so we decided that we needed a scarecrow before we planted the seeds.

#2 - I was telling the Jobst about the dream. I also had an ear of corn. It was very tough to peel. I was trying to peel it while I was telling them the dream. It had so much silk I couldn't get to the corn, so I started eating the silk. When I got to the scarecrow part, I was back in the dream. We got a scare crow and put it up. Bob was done plowing and he looked really tired and ragged. No one paid him any mind. He just stood there a while and then walked off. I watched him and then Mike came up to me and said we needed to talk. He took me upstairs (which is normally to me the children's area) that he had turned into an office complex. We had to walk past his secretary's desk to get into his office. When I got in his office, It either wasn't Mike, or Mike had changed into a power suite and dyed his hair blond.

Other dreams:

We were on the beach and decided to get a bite to eat. We went into a restaurant that was below ground next to a subway and there were all these people dressed in frilly black and white costumes. I realized I knew some of them. They were friends from High school and College who were doing a musical next door. They invited us to come in. We went to some of the musical, but they really didn't have their stuff together and it was very embarrassing.

We were at a fair with some friends. We got a funnel cake. One of the friends said they needed to go to the bathroom. We went into this Gothic looking building. There was a pub there and they pointed to the restroom. One of the friends decided to go in the opposite direction to snoop around. When we went around the corner there was a magnificent insides of a cathedral . Looking up, it was white and domes with many angles in between. The acoustics where phenomenal. The entire area was stained white. We went on and in the next area was a grander cathedral. Looking up it was domed and covered in gold lining and red. The floor had red carpet with gold embossing. It was deathly quite here. There were rows and rows of tables. Each table was filled with busts. They were not of stone though, they were apparently made of wax. We realized we were probably not supposed to be here, as all the busts had some significant political or religious meaning and were quite well done. There were people from all eras. About half way down the isle I thought I saw movement. I looked around and one of the busts blinked at me. To my horror I realized that the busts we actually the heads of these people and they were alive. We went into the next room that had the most important heads and they were very animated but never made a sound, This room was more of an entryway though, like a foyer with glass doors to the outside. We heard something and hid. A group of monks dressed in red came by swinging some kind of burning incenses and chanting. We decided we should leave. We did out a side door. At some point we wanted to show someone else, but we could never find the room with the heads, only the white cathedral.

The family and I were coming home from a storm. We stopped at McDonald's to eat. The drive through wasn't open so we parked there in the shade, the lady upfront told us it was fine. Caedon got out of the truck somehow and was running around the the side of the building. Eythan got out and ran after him. I ran up behind him and there was an old truck with an old woman and a younger but not so young man. The man got upset because we were in the drive through and I told him it wasn't open. He started hyperventilating or something and the old lady said "SEE, you've made him sick now. Call the paramedics!!!" I called the paramedics and then the guy seemed fine. I said "Look, now they ambulance is coming and your fine!" He said "No, that's what this disease does. It makes you think your fine and then BAM! Your dead!" Then they both started ranting and raving about how they won't make the dance competition and how they'll never dance again. About that time the ambulance got there and i took Caedon and Eythan back to the truck. Jon had moved the truck and there was a new mustang hitched up to the back. I was so annoyed with him for buying a new car. He said not to worry about it because they said he could try it out for a couple days and then return it when we got home.

voice teacher/gladiator

I was in school and I was assigned a voice teacher, but she just followed me around all day and taught me that way. Later I was going through the lunch line with a friend. The school lunches were terrible and they would only give you a half a sloppy joe and a little bit of french fries. My friend wanted more french fries so I reached over the counter and got her some. I told the serving person that if we were going to pay for this crap, at least we should get a decent amount. It turned out then that the serving guy was Josh from the Disney show Drake and Josh. We all decided to ditch school and go to the movies. We got caught at the movies and got detention which my voice teacher was not happy about.

I drove with all the kids and a friend with a lot of kids somewhere, I had to go back early so I took the car and kept getting lost. When I got back I went to school but I was late for my class. When I got there the teacher was Simon from American idol, but he wasn't upset. It was a history class but we were watching some movie about a squirrel. The girl next to me asked if I wanted to see her picture album and I started looking a it. I started noticing that I was in some of them and I looked up and I realized it was a friend from high school Gina Miller. We talked about fun times in high school for a while and then I went back to watching the movie. Now it was a movie in the like Roman times. Some queen was having an affair with a gladiator, however the king was OK with that because he and the queen couldn't have children together. All of the royal children were actually offspring of the gladiator and the queen. The three of them actually loved each other equally. Word of this got out and they were trying to contain it, and the queen was having a baby. The baby was really fat and cute. There was a ceremony where the new baby was put on the floor, and traced with chalk. You could see the outlines of all the other children she had had. The king told the gladiator that he had to leave so this whole mess would be cleared up. The gladiator began to cry as he held his new baby, and looked at all the other children he had sired that called him "uncle". He told the king "Kill me, or order your army to hunt me down because I can not leave on my own. I can not make myself leave." His heart was breaking, and so was the king and queen's.

directions contest

I was in a very strange contest. I was on a team of other people about 7 or 8. It was made up of men, women, children, old, and young. We were also playing against other teams made up of various people. We were in a great banquet hall, each team sitting around a table. We were all dressed up and in the center of each table was a beautifully decorated and designed setting of food. All the food was in silver dished with silver serving spoons. There were several different kinds of food including hot dog wieners, lil' smokies, some kind of casserole with cheese, rolls, half a head of cabbage, turkey pot pie, chocolate bars, and vanilla bars. The referee, who was ornately dressed, told us to begin eating. Every person had to eat some of every item, and the group that finished all the food first or ate the most would win. I ate until I was stuffed and so did everyone else but we didn't seem to be making a dent. We discussed how it wasn't fair because some teams had more big men than we had. Suddenly the referee said to stop. Some groups continued because they wanted to win, but they were disqualified, because the contest was following directions, not winning each step. The next thing the referee told us was to pack for an overnight camping trip, but we had to have exact things, like a pink sleeping bag and so forth. We started gathering materials, but it was difficult because the instructions didn't include a way to transport or carry the materials. We did our best and made a pile in the room we were told, which was like an old theatre with movie seats, or maybe a high school theatre. It also had a cafeteria at the back. Some people were removing the cafeteria chairs because those were specifically for the people who were in that graduating year that would be going on. My sister and some of my high school classmates were there also and we were discussing how different it would be to not be in school anymore. Then my sisters cat, Bodie came by and actually let us pet him. My sister was upset because he had lived in the cafeteria while she was in high school because my parents wouldn't let her keep him in the house. She was mad because she had missed him growing up. But now that school was over and she would be moving out she could take him home and keep him.

jobst/heir of a kingdom/switching with parkers

I can only remember snippets, I didn't have time to write this morning.

I was visiting the Jobst. They kept buying really big stuff. first it was a lawn ornament full of angels. It was about 6-7 feet tall and 6-7 feet wide, like a fan with a stuffed angel on the end of each spoke, but they kept it inside. They decided to get a new ornament, it was a giant Micky mouse made of rebar. The ear was messed up but Jason fixed it. It also had a nativity scene on the bottom part made of sheet metal. It was as big or bigger than the angel thing. They replaced the angel thing with this. then I noticed a freezer case there two. It was like the open kind with a shelf like where the cheeses are in the supermarket. Jason said it was a really good deal, he only paid $20 for it. I asked why he didn't put it in the garage and he said he didn't want to have to go out there to get the food. I said it looked a like it wasn't that efficient and he said it had a lit and then rolled down a little door that covered it.


I was an heir of some kingdom, but I didn't know it. The land had already been divided between the seven brothers, likes spokes on a wheel, or a pie graph. The person in charge said the best way to give me my land was to take a little from each brother at the center of the wheel. My land was the center of the wheel, but it looked like so much more than the brothers had.



We where renting a house, but we were moving out and the Parkers were moving in. We managed to get everything out, but we had forgotten to take anything off the walls. Me and the kids were taking stuff off the walls and I kept finding little hooks and pins that I wanted to take to our new place......we were in my parent's church's parking lot talking with Tara, it was a very happy occurrence.

spelunking/cheaper by the dozen plane crash/ministry

This dream is very fragmented:

I was in my parents church...planning a spelunking adventure....trying to find bottles of water for everyone....came out in a lake ....sea monster.....another planet.....

This one is more intact:

I was one of the cops on Reno 911 except that we patrolled Dallas Baptist University's grounds. I was chosen for a paper work day, but the Secretary down the hall wanted to talk to me so the head cop guy offered to do my work for me. The Secretary wanted to know about Michael (my high school sweetheart) I told her that he broke up with me and she said that's not what he said, and then she handed me a scrapbook my mother had made of Michael and me. About that time my sister Amy showed up and brought me Caedon and buddy, but Caedon was my little brother and we had to go spend the week with the people of Cheaper by the dozen because my parents had gone out of town and I wasn't old enough to stay home alone. The place was crazy and they decided to go to McDonald's for lunch. There was an arcade game room and I won a bunch of stupid stuff because the game was broken. As I was going to back to the house a storm was coming in and I called my mom on a cell phone because I wanted to go home. I begged her to let me because I was having such a horrible time. Then I tried to call Amy to see If she would let me stay with her. I called her work number and they answered "Evergreen University" but they didn't know who she was at first because she used to work there, but not anymore. I just hung up and headed inside but about that time I heard an airplane. It was some of the kids from cheaper by the dozen, the oldest brother was flying. He had lost control of the airplane and was about to crash. ( I actually had known this from the beginning of the dream, the whole story was about how the plane had crashed into the room I was staying in but had just left) The dad showed up in a red pick up truck, except it wasn't the dad from cheaper by the dozen it was the dad from smallville (the oldest brother on cheaper by the dozen plays Clark Kent on smallville). Well the plane wound up not crashing so the the dad took me in the truck to try and convince me to stay. Apparently they had horses, not eight of them, he wouldn't tell me how many and he wouldn't tell me where we going. He pulled into a little town gas/grocery station. Caedon was sitting in a shopping cart right outside the car. A Hispanic woman walked up to him and began chanting something and rubbing his forehead with a banana. I jumped out and told her to stop. She said "You don't understand! It's for..." I stopped her. I said "I know, I know, you think he has evil spirits and you are trying to get rid of them. Well let me tell you something, we all have evil spirits but no silly banana is going to get rid of them. The only thing that can save you is the power of the Lord Jesus Christ!" I laid my hands on her and her mother's head and began praying for them and they fell to the ground shaking. This caught the attention of others around to I started ministering to all of them.

Ashton Kutcher catwalk movie

I watched this steven speilberg movie the other night, so some of this has to do with that, but the rest just is what it is!

I was the character in that movie (can't remember the name) trying to escape the underground city. EVERYONE knew that in order to escape you took the last door on the right at the end of every hallway/tunnel. So I did that for quite a while, until I came to a catwalk. To the right was a gymnasium where people where having some sort of lesson. To the right was a lodge type area with wooden rafters and a fireplace which starkly contrasted the city I left which was all metallic and white. Now, I'm not that character anymore and I'm watching the scene take place. Ashton Kutcher is now the main character beginning to cross the catwalk and on the catwalk which is now half wood half hammock is a kindergarten class with two teachers. Ashton runs across the catwalk and knocks into a couple of kids and almost falls between the wood and the hammock. "CUT", yells the director who is human except for his face which is that of the chef on "chowder" a nick cartoon. He is also dressed in the royal guard uniform from England with the tall fuzzy hat and everything. All of the actors begin to complain that this is really not that safe and the scene should change to make the children safer and so forth. The director disagrees and tells them to practice until they get it right After almost killing themselves several times, they decide that it should be a special effects thing and remove the children. Ashton does a little fake thing as he runs across. The kindergarten teacher and him a falling in love. One day they come back to the set and the bridge is all wood, so the director has listened.

(I can't remember some)

It's after the movie is done, and they all were back at the catwalk. The director tells Ashton to walk across it, he has made some changes. Ashton puts one foot on and that end of the wooden catwalk/bridge is not nailed down. Ashton refused, the director insists. Ashton says that it will kill him. The director yells that it won't. Ashton says it will, and the directors says no it won't, see and proceeds to step onto the catwalk. The catwalk immediately collapses and the director falls straight to his feet and breaks his legs. He says see I'm not dead.

Zack and Cody mission trip/purgatory/flying progressive cars

I was in my grandmothers house getting ready to go on a mission trip. The other participants began showing up. Zack and Cody came with their mom (from the Disney channel....yes). But as we were standing their Zack and Cody began having vision of what would happen if we went. This included getting chased in the rafters and eaten by a big monster and being spit out again. I was at some point sitting at my grandmothers breakfast table and I saw a spot of some sticky food so I cleaned it off. Zack and Cody immediately ceased having their visions. It was then that we realized the power of their visions was created by candied pears (what ever the heck that is!) and I had gotten rid of the last of it, so we proceeded to get some more candied pears so they could continue to finish their visions. In the mean time I learned how to fly, so I was teaching some friends also. We flew with the wind wherever it would take us and saw rivers, and meadows, trees, animals, etc. It was very pretty and fertile! So we landed for a rest and checked in on the phone with the others, but I began disappearing. I was literally fading, but also loosing life. We found out that this was actually just my spirit and that somewhere my body was in a coma but this was not usually how it happened. So my friends vowed to save me as I disappeared for good and reappeared in I guess was some purgatory place for peoples spirits who are in a coma. As I came through the very big wooded door the hallway was lined with armor clad warriors who were like 7 feet tall, except for the two by the door who were kids like me (I guess I was about 11 or 12 in this part of the dream). We became great friends on our journey through limbo, which was basically standing in line. You know like for a roller coaster or the movies. You stood in line and waited for the next thing. You were walking all the time, but just in these ques. Sometimes you had to work at different jobs, nothing to hard, but sometimes you ate, and sometimes you played. So at some point in the line there whas a change in the flooring surface. It went from smooth level concrete to white, hard salt like deposits on a low incline. No one else had problems getting up, but it took me hours of trying to scale it.

At this point I woke up for a second because the dream had become so tedious. Then I went back to sleep

I was in my parents' church's parking lot waiting for everyone to come back from the mission trip. The plane landed in the parking lot piloted by Eleze (my youth pastor from high school!). As everyone was getting off I noticed another plane coming over head, but it wasn't a plane. It was a Progressive SUV, you know the kind in their insurance commercials. It was flying (without wings or anything) overhead towing a suburban. It did a roll and disappeared over the trees by the freeway. We all thought that was really interesting. Eleze was in a hurry so he got back in the plane and took off. About that time another Progressive vehicle came overhead towing another vehicle and we decided to follow it to see what was up. We jumped in our limo and told the driver to follow it and just about the same place the Progressive vehicle rolled on it's back, and lowered the tow vehicle right side up to the ground and then rolled itself and lowered to the ground on the entrance ramp of the freeway and merged with traffic. We thought that it was astonding that flying cars already had a way to merge with regular cars. Jon decided to call the dealership to see if we could get a flying car, but he was sure we weren't supposed to know they existed so he asked the dealer if he had some type of new hybrid that got better gas mileage than ever before.