voice teacher/gladiator

I was in school and I was assigned a voice teacher, but she just followed me around all day and taught me that way. Later I was going through the lunch line with a friend. The school lunches were terrible and they would only give you a half a sloppy joe and a little bit of french fries. My friend wanted more french fries so I reached over the counter and got her some. I told the serving person that if we were going to pay for this crap, at least we should get a decent amount. It turned out then that the serving guy was Josh from the Disney show Drake and Josh. We all decided to ditch school and go to the movies. We got caught at the movies and got detention which my voice teacher was not happy about.

I drove with all the kids and a friend with a lot of kids somewhere, I had to go back early so I took the car and kept getting lost. When I got back I went to school but I was late for my class. When I got there the teacher was Simon from American idol, but he wasn't upset. It was a history class but we were watching some movie about a squirrel. The girl next to me asked if I wanted to see her picture album and I started looking a it. I started noticing that I was in some of them and I looked up and I realized it was a friend from high school Gina Miller. We talked about fun times in high school for a while and then I went back to watching the movie. Now it was a movie in the like Roman times. Some queen was having an affair with a gladiator, however the king was OK with that because he and the queen couldn't have children together. All of the royal children were actually offspring of the gladiator and the queen. The three of them actually loved each other equally. Word of this got out and they were trying to contain it, and the queen was having a baby. The baby was really fat and cute. There was a ceremony where the new baby was put on the floor, and traced with chalk. You could see the outlines of all the other children she had had. The king told the gladiator that he had to leave so this whole mess would be cleared up. The gladiator began to cry as he held his new baby, and looked at all the other children he had sired that called him "uncle". He told the king "Kill me, or order your army to hunt me down because I can not leave on my own. I can not make myself leave." His heart was breaking, and so was the king and queen's.