spelunking/cheaper by the dozen plane crash/ministry

This dream is very fragmented:

I was in my parents church...planning a spelunking adventure....trying to find bottles of water for everyone....came out in a lake ....sea monster.....another planet.....

This one is more intact:

I was one of the cops on Reno 911 except that we patrolled Dallas Baptist University's grounds. I was chosen for a paper work day, but the Secretary down the hall wanted to talk to me so the head cop guy offered to do my work for me. The Secretary wanted to know about Michael (my high school sweetheart) I told her that he broke up with me and she said that's not what he said, and then she handed me a scrapbook my mother had made of Michael and me. About that time my sister Amy showed up and brought me Caedon and buddy, but Caedon was my little brother and we had to go spend the week with the people of Cheaper by the dozen because my parents had gone out of town and I wasn't old enough to stay home alone. The place was crazy and they decided to go to McDonald's for lunch. There was an arcade game room and I won a bunch of stupid stuff because the game was broken. As I was going to back to the house a storm was coming in and I called my mom on a cell phone because I wanted to go home. I begged her to let me because I was having such a horrible time. Then I tried to call Amy to see If she would let me stay with her. I called her work number and they answered "Evergreen University" but they didn't know who she was at first because she used to work there, but not anymore. I just hung up and headed inside but about that time I heard an airplane. It was some of the kids from cheaper by the dozen, the oldest brother was flying. He had lost control of the airplane and was about to crash. ( I actually had known this from the beginning of the dream, the whole story was about how the plane had crashed into the room I was staying in but had just left) The dad showed up in a red pick up truck, except it wasn't the dad from cheaper by the dozen it was the dad from smallville (the oldest brother on cheaper by the dozen plays Clark Kent on smallville). Well the plane wound up not crashing so the the dad took me in the truck to try and convince me to stay. Apparently they had horses, not eight of them, he wouldn't tell me how many and he wouldn't tell me where we going. He pulled into a little town gas/grocery station. Caedon was sitting in a shopping cart right outside the car. A Hispanic woman walked up to him and began chanting something and rubbing his forehead with a banana. I jumped out and told her to stop. She said "You don't understand! It's for..." I stopped her. I said "I know, I know, you think he has evil spirits and you are trying to get rid of them. Well let me tell you something, we all have evil spirits but no silly banana is going to get rid of them. The only thing that can save you is the power of the Lord Jesus Christ!" I laid my hands on her and her mother's head and began praying for them and they fell to the ground shaking. This caught the attention of others around to I started ministering to all of them.