directions contest

I was in a very strange contest. I was on a team of other people about 7 or 8. It was made up of men, women, children, old, and young. We were also playing against other teams made up of various people. We were in a great banquet hall, each team sitting around a table. We were all dressed up and in the center of each table was a beautifully decorated and designed setting of food. All the food was in silver dished with silver serving spoons. There were several different kinds of food including hot dog wieners, lil' smokies, some kind of casserole with cheese, rolls, half a head of cabbage, turkey pot pie, chocolate bars, and vanilla bars. The referee, who was ornately dressed, told us to begin eating. Every person had to eat some of every item, and the group that finished all the food first or ate the most would win. I ate until I was stuffed and so did everyone else but we didn't seem to be making a dent. We discussed how it wasn't fair because some teams had more big men than we had. Suddenly the referee said to stop. Some groups continued because they wanted to win, but they were disqualified, because the contest was following directions, not winning each step. The next thing the referee told us was to pack for an overnight camping trip, but we had to have exact things, like a pink sleeping bag and so forth. We started gathering materials, but it was difficult because the instructions didn't include a way to transport or carry the materials. We did our best and made a pile in the room we were told, which was like an old theatre with movie seats, or maybe a high school theatre. It also had a cafeteria at the back. Some people were removing the cafeteria chairs because those were specifically for the people who were in that graduating year that would be going on. My sister and some of my high school classmates were there also and we were discussing how different it would be to not be in school anymore. Then my sisters cat, Bodie came by and actually let us pet him. My sister was upset because he had lived in the cafeteria while she was in high school because my parents wouldn't let her keep him in the house. She was mad because she had missed him growing up. But now that school was over and she would be moving out she could take him home and keep him.

jobst/heir of a kingdom/switching with parkers

I can only remember snippets, I didn't have time to write this morning.

I was visiting the Jobst. They kept buying really big stuff. first it was a lawn ornament full of angels. It was about 6-7 feet tall and 6-7 feet wide, like a fan with a stuffed angel on the end of each spoke, but they kept it inside. They decided to get a new ornament, it was a giant Micky mouse made of rebar. The ear was messed up but Jason fixed it. It also had a nativity scene on the bottom part made of sheet metal. It was as big or bigger than the angel thing. They replaced the angel thing with this. then I noticed a freezer case there two. It was like the open kind with a shelf like where the cheeses are in the supermarket. Jason said it was a really good deal, he only paid $20 for it. I asked why he didn't put it in the garage and he said he didn't want to have to go out there to get the food. I said it looked a like it wasn't that efficient and he said it had a lit and then rolled down a little door that covered it.


I was an heir of some kingdom, but I didn't know it. The land had already been divided between the seven brothers, likes spokes on a wheel, or a pie graph. The person in charge said the best way to give me my land was to take a little from each brother at the center of the wheel. My land was the center of the wheel, but it looked like so much more than the brothers had.



We where renting a house, but we were moving out and the Parkers were moving in. We managed to get everything out, but we had forgotten to take anything off the walls. Me and the kids were taking stuff off the walls and I kept finding little hooks and pins that I wanted to take to our new place......we were in my parent's church's parking lot talking with Tara, it was a very happy occurrence.

spelunking/cheaper by the dozen plane crash/ministry

This dream is very fragmented:

I was in my parents church...planning a spelunking adventure....trying to find bottles of water for everyone....came out in a lake ....sea monster.....another planet.....

This one is more intact:

I was one of the cops on Reno 911 except that we patrolled Dallas Baptist University's grounds. I was chosen for a paper work day, but the Secretary down the hall wanted to talk to me so the head cop guy offered to do my work for me. The Secretary wanted to know about Michael (my high school sweetheart) I told her that he broke up with me and she said that's not what he said, and then she handed me a scrapbook my mother had made of Michael and me. About that time my sister Amy showed up and brought me Caedon and buddy, but Caedon was my little brother and we had to go spend the week with the people of Cheaper by the dozen because my parents had gone out of town and I wasn't old enough to stay home alone. The place was crazy and they decided to go to McDonald's for lunch. There was an arcade game room and I won a bunch of stupid stuff because the game was broken. As I was going to back to the house a storm was coming in and I called my mom on a cell phone because I wanted to go home. I begged her to let me because I was having such a horrible time. Then I tried to call Amy to see If she would let me stay with her. I called her work number and they answered "Evergreen University" but they didn't know who she was at first because she used to work there, but not anymore. I just hung up and headed inside but about that time I heard an airplane. It was some of the kids from cheaper by the dozen, the oldest brother was flying. He had lost control of the airplane and was about to crash. ( I actually had known this from the beginning of the dream, the whole story was about how the plane had crashed into the room I was staying in but had just left) The dad showed up in a red pick up truck, except it wasn't the dad from cheaper by the dozen it was the dad from smallville (the oldest brother on cheaper by the dozen plays Clark Kent on smallville). Well the plane wound up not crashing so the the dad took me in the truck to try and convince me to stay. Apparently they had horses, not eight of them, he wouldn't tell me how many and he wouldn't tell me where we going. He pulled into a little town gas/grocery station. Caedon was sitting in a shopping cart right outside the car. A Hispanic woman walked up to him and began chanting something and rubbing his forehead with a banana. I jumped out and told her to stop. She said "You don't understand! It's for..." I stopped her. I said "I know, I know, you think he has evil spirits and you are trying to get rid of them. Well let me tell you something, we all have evil spirits but no silly banana is going to get rid of them. The only thing that can save you is the power of the Lord Jesus Christ!" I laid my hands on her and her mother's head and began praying for them and they fell to the ground shaking. This caught the attention of others around to I started ministering to all of them.

Ashton Kutcher catwalk movie

I watched this steven speilberg movie the other night, so some of this has to do with that, but the rest just is what it is!

I was the character in that movie (can't remember the name) trying to escape the underground city. EVERYONE knew that in order to escape you took the last door on the right at the end of every hallway/tunnel. So I did that for quite a while, until I came to a catwalk. To the right was a gymnasium where people where having some sort of lesson. To the right was a lodge type area with wooden rafters and a fireplace which starkly contrasted the city I left which was all metallic and white. Now, I'm not that character anymore and I'm watching the scene take place. Ashton Kutcher is now the main character beginning to cross the catwalk and on the catwalk which is now half wood half hammock is a kindergarten class with two teachers. Ashton runs across the catwalk and knocks into a couple of kids and almost falls between the wood and the hammock. "CUT", yells the director who is human except for his face which is that of the chef on "chowder" a nick cartoon. He is also dressed in the royal guard uniform from England with the tall fuzzy hat and everything. All of the actors begin to complain that this is really not that safe and the scene should change to make the children safer and so forth. The director disagrees and tells them to practice until they get it right After almost killing themselves several times, they decide that it should be a special effects thing and remove the children. Ashton does a little fake thing as he runs across. The kindergarten teacher and him a falling in love. One day they come back to the set and the bridge is all wood, so the director has listened.

(I can't remember some)

It's after the movie is done, and they all were back at the catwalk. The director tells Ashton to walk across it, he has made some changes. Ashton puts one foot on and that end of the wooden catwalk/bridge is not nailed down. Ashton refused, the director insists. Ashton says that it will kill him. The director yells that it won't. Ashton says it will, and the directors says no it won't, see and proceeds to step onto the catwalk. The catwalk immediately collapses and the director falls straight to his feet and breaks his legs. He says see I'm not dead.

Zack and Cody mission trip/purgatory/flying progressive cars

I was in my grandmothers house getting ready to go on a mission trip. The other participants began showing up. Zack and Cody came with their mom (from the Disney channel....yes). But as we were standing their Zack and Cody began having vision of what would happen if we went. This included getting chased in the rafters and eaten by a big monster and being spit out again. I was at some point sitting at my grandmothers breakfast table and I saw a spot of some sticky food so I cleaned it off. Zack and Cody immediately ceased having their visions. It was then that we realized the power of their visions was created by candied pears (what ever the heck that is!) and I had gotten rid of the last of it, so we proceeded to get some more candied pears so they could continue to finish their visions. In the mean time I learned how to fly, so I was teaching some friends also. We flew with the wind wherever it would take us and saw rivers, and meadows, trees, animals, etc. It was very pretty and fertile! So we landed for a rest and checked in on the phone with the others, but I began disappearing. I was literally fading, but also loosing life. We found out that this was actually just my spirit and that somewhere my body was in a coma but this was not usually how it happened. So my friends vowed to save me as I disappeared for good and reappeared in I guess was some purgatory place for peoples spirits who are in a coma. As I came through the very big wooded door the hallway was lined with armor clad warriors who were like 7 feet tall, except for the two by the door who were kids like me (I guess I was about 11 or 12 in this part of the dream). We became great friends on our journey through limbo, which was basically standing in line. You know like for a roller coaster or the movies. You stood in line and waited for the next thing. You were walking all the time, but just in these ques. Sometimes you had to work at different jobs, nothing to hard, but sometimes you ate, and sometimes you played. So at some point in the line there whas a change in the flooring surface. It went from smooth level concrete to white, hard salt like deposits on a low incline. No one else had problems getting up, but it took me hours of trying to scale it.

At this point I woke up for a second because the dream had become so tedious. Then I went back to sleep

I was in my parents' church's parking lot waiting for everyone to come back from the mission trip. The plane landed in the parking lot piloted by Eleze (my youth pastor from high school!). As everyone was getting off I noticed another plane coming over head, but it wasn't a plane. It was a Progressive SUV, you know the kind in their insurance commercials. It was flying (without wings or anything) overhead towing a suburban. It did a roll and disappeared over the trees by the freeway. We all thought that was really interesting. Eleze was in a hurry so he got back in the plane and took off. About that time another Progressive vehicle came overhead towing another vehicle and we decided to follow it to see what was up. We jumped in our limo and told the driver to follow it and just about the same place the Progressive vehicle rolled on it's back, and lowered the tow vehicle right side up to the ground and then rolled itself and lowered to the ground on the entrance ramp of the freeway and merged with traffic. We thought that it was astonding that flying cars already had a way to merge with regular cars. Jon decided to call the dealership to see if we could get a flying car, but he was sure we weren't supposed to know they existed so he asked the dealer if he had some type of new hybrid that got better gas mileage than ever before.